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Old 07-02-2014, 10:20 PM   #28171 (permalink)
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It just occurred to me, why the hell do they stop directly at the US/Canada border?

Are you kidding me? Have you seen that border crossing? It's brutal.


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Old 07-02-2014, 10:22 PM   #28172 (permalink)
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It just occurred to me, why the hell do they stop directly at the US/Canada border?
because Canada is for nice people, and black widows aren't nice at all.
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Old 07-02-2014, 10:30 PM   #28173 (permalink)
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Well I got fired, again. It appears that I'm too absent minded to be employable. Evidentally I left company assets (an ipad) unsecured again. I actually looked for this stuff before I locked up and either didn't see it or recognize it. I honestly don't know wtf I'm gonna do. My unemployment doesn't even cover my bills. My brain is just mush. I need help finding something I can do and no such help exists. I may have to look into disability. FML.
You are far from absent minded. You have a sharp eye on MB and are great at noticing spam. I think you've got a lot of skills so I hope you find a better opportunity. You're worth it!

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Worked late. Drove home in a torrential downpour. Rain stopped bout ten minutes before I got home. Downpour resumed as soon as I parked my car and continued while I walked three blocks home with no umbrella.
Oh hun that's the worst! I've been there many times. I remember you saying it rained when you had your computer with you.

Today I sorted some crap out that I had been dreading. I'm starting to do a painting as a form of therapy. I may post some pics in the art thread but I have no idea if I can actually paint well yet.
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Old 07-02-2014, 10:44 PM   #28174 (permalink)
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Oh hun that's the worst! I've been there many times. I remember you saying it rained when you had your computer with you.
Yeah, I had my computer with me this time as well, plus groceries.

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Today I sorted some crap out that I had been dreading. I'm starting to do a painting as a form of therapy. I may post some pics in the art thread but I have no idea if I can actually paint well yet.
Definitely post it!
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Old 07-02-2014, 10:46 PM   #28175 (permalink)
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because Canada is for nice people, and black widows aren't nice at all.

There's some fairly not nice Canadians


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Old 07-02-2014, 10:52 PM   #28176 (permalink)
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I'll bet they came from ****ing Australia. If I ever see Rjinn in real life I'm making her pay for a new dust pan.
Maybe coming to Australia will make you less of a pussy and start using the brilliant invention that is this:

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Old 07-02-2014, 11:00 PM   #28177 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2014, 11:26 PM   #28178 (permalink)
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Maybe coming to Australia will make you less of a pussy and start using the brilliant invention that is this:

Australian Math

Afraid of deadly spiders = pussy
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Old 07-02-2014, 11:29 PM   #28179 (permalink)
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Afraid of deadly spiders = pussy
Tbh they're not gonna do **** unless you **** with them. They're docile towards humans for the most part.
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Old 07-02-2014, 11:32 PM   #28180 (permalink)
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Today, I've heard the unfortunate news that Death Grips have announced their split. Soon after that, came to the realization that I will never see them live. What a bummer.
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