The Batlord

Those sound like two completely unrelated statements to me.

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WWWP

Getting crossfaded has never once been a good idea for me but it's like I forget this hangover pain every ****ing weekend I need an adult

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#DEMODFROWNLAND
#TERMLIMITSFORMODERATORS

GuD

lightweightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

Chula Vista

Trying hard to sort this sentence out.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

WWWP

Got a wine buzz at a bridal shower, afterward got a cocktail with my bf, went home and smoked weed, drank half a beer and got the spins. Now I'm hungover and hurty because I threw up everything.

Lightweight is right. I must be getting old.

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Chula Vista

OK. Now it all makes sense. Hope you didn't ruin any clothing.

F*ck you. As I rolled out of bed this AM to take the dogs for their morning pee, the creaks and cracks coming from my joints would have made an awesome "Whiplash" outtake.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

John Wilkes Booth

so today at work was having some banter with my coworkers over a smoke break
[7:34:21 PM] Brandon: and somehow the topic turns to how it took an apple falling on isaac netwon's head before people figured out gravity exists
[7:34:34 PM] Brandon: and then one of my co workers informs me
[7:34:40 PM] Brandon: that in fact gravity doesn't exist
[7:35:04 PM] Brandon: that everything is attracted together by magnetic forces
[7:35:28 PM] Brandon: and i was just like i dunno man i think i disagree with you there
[7:35:37 PM] Brandon: i think it probably exists
[7:36:33 PM] Brandon: honestly, i never cease to be amazed by the bull**** working class people say
[7:36:58 PM] Brandon: just when i think i've got a hold of it
[7:37:21 PM] Brandon: they hit me with some gravity doesn't exist type ****
[7:38:01 PM] Brandon: i'm just waiting for the day one of my coworkers pulls out a time cube

The Batlord

What's all this? ^^^ And that's awesome BTW.

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Josef K

I don't think that you can "pull out" a time cube. I mean, if someone manufactured time cubes I'd buy one to show to people - I'm a big fan of Dr. Gene Ray, cubic and wisest human - but nobody has AFAIK. Anyway, how would you make a physical cube that only has four sides?

Chula Vista

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”