Paedantic Basterd

Thanks Jansz. Clean my apartment for me? Eh? Ehhh?

fiddler

My thoughts, exactly.

Happy birthday dude. Take a shot every time you find something horribly disgusting and you have no idea what it is.

ladyislingering

and this is the reason you've learned to masturbate equally well with both of your hands.

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Chula Vista

Great plugging last night Lil. (man, that sounds naughty )

Got to Skype with my dad this morning. He's in ICU back in Boston because of congestive heart failure. He's on the mend and should be heading back to the nursing home in a few days. He's got pretty severe dementia which makes it hard.

Anyway, was the first time we spoke "face to face" in 6 years. He smiled the whole time and waved. At one point my older sis asked him, "Hey dad, Don looks good huh?" He replied, "It's like I'm looking at myself."

Damn. Goosebumps.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

fiddler

That's awesome If your dad is "back in Boston", where are you if you don't mind me asking?

Plankton

Happy Birthday! Just leave everything the way it is. Your Mother shouldn't be judgmental on the anniversary of the day she squeezed you out.

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Black Francis

Could we get back to dating tips? cause i need some.

ive known this british girl over the net for like 4 yrs now, we've always had a little crush on each other but since we live so far apart we've never done anything about it BUT i recently was approved a credit card so now i can actually go see her!

The thing is idk if it's worth it, internet relationships i mean.
Not only am i afraid of being Catfished but i am also not sure if i can commit to all that it takes to be with that person.

See, i don't have the cash for an international fling so if i like a girl from another state ideally i should move to that state but that means starting a new life there, and in my case if things don't work out i'd be stranded in england!

Are internet relationships worth it?


Happy Birthday.

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fiddler

Long distance relationships CAN work, but it takes a lot of hard work to make it happen. I honestly don't see the harm in exploring it a little. You might get your heart broken, or you might find the love of your life. you don't know until you recon the situation a little. If you let fear run your life, you'll never be happy with anything. Heartbreak is normal, it happens to everybody. You cry (or drink or whatever), you patch yourself up, learn what's to learn, patch yourself up, and move on. It's happened to all of us.

"Fear is an excuse to die, not to live."

The Batlord

And why all the nice, respectful guys are beating women off with a stick?

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fiddler

To be fair I have a kid and go on dates on a fairly regular basis... So clearly I do have SOME game. You?