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fiddler · 07-08-2015, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I'm not in JC that often. But yeah, I'll try to catch a plate next time. The least it'll do is cause him some paperwork.

Well I was talking more over to him being a prick if he sees you in his City again. Such as pulling you over on a B.S. stop and giving you a B.S. ticket or worse. Just watch yourself, that's all I'm saying.

PoorOldPo · 07-08-2015, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

But you're probably not going to commit to a pimp cane without actually being crippled. You'll use it for a day, maybe two, and then it'll get put in a closet and never used again.

Don't go to the doctor.

Last doctor I went to asked me to show him my dick, I was like, no. I can draw you a picture though.

True story.

grindy · 07-08-2015, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Just finished installing my new dash cam for my car. I went higher end and it seems like it's going to be a wonderful purchase. If only it came a day earlier.

Had a confrontation on the road with an off duty officer. Dude was clearly texting ahead of me and swerved into my lane. I honked and he woke up and swerved back into his. I then noticed he went right back to texting. We hit a red light and he window was open. Now, I'm a f*cking man. I may act soft and sh*t but during confrontations I turn into a pitbull. I get this from my mother.

I told him to get off the phone. No "assh*le" or any other cussing involved to provoke him more than I should. I just told him to get off the phone. The dude goes LIVID. He whips out his badge and exclaims...

"I'M A F*CKING COP ASSH*LE. I'M CHECKING POLICE REPORTS SCUMBAG."

I look at his badge. Jersey City PD. I told him I didn't give a f*ck who he was, that he almost hit my car cause he was texting.

The light turned green so I drove forward. The dude caught up to me and was screaming at the top of his lungs to get me to pull over. The guy looked like he was going to blow a capillary by how hard and loud he was screaming at me. I took my phone out and turned the camera on and started to pull over. F*ck this prick. He thinks I'm afraid. I'm not. I'll get the whole beating on camera and end his career. I pulled over and the coward just drive off.

Like I said, wish I had my dash cam cause I would have caught the whole thing. My father is an ex cop. I have three uncles, one retired, one an active sergeant, and one in the DEA. I know how cops should and shouldn't act. This guy was a total prick. This guy was a carbon copy of the police officers who killed Eric Garner and the dude who got shot in the back (I forget his name). All I said was get off the phone and he went livid acting like he was the king of the universe because he has a badge. Cops need to uphold the law and set an example and this douche is ruining it for all the good officers out there. I will fight them every time.

I am Batman.

Nobody would care. You're white.

Justthefacts · 07-08-2015, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I'm not in JC that often. But yeah, I'll try to catch a plate next time. The least it'll do is cause him some paperwork.

Should've killed him.

Wpnfire · 07-08-2015, 11:19 PM

This did not happen today, but I haven't wanted to talk about it for several days because it was rather terrifying at the time.

Two days ago, I was sitting upstairs in my room, and I heard some thunder off in the distance. I was bored so I went outside to watch the storms roll in. I sat out there for about 15 minutes, before it started to drizzle. As the drizzle picked up and started to rain I got up from my chair and was literally in the doorway heading into my house when the tornado alarm went off.

That was some seriously scary **** because I was alone when it happened.

I turn on the TV to our local news station and there I find out that my county is under a tornado warning. I can count the number of times my county has been under a tornado warning with one hand. I may live in Kansas, but eastern Kansas is pretty hilly. It's not the great plains.

As I am watching the news channel, the thunder and lightning start to pick up as does the rain, but it is not that bad. At some point I go over and look at the window to just stare outside and without any warning it starts pouring sheets of rain. My parents have a flagpole outside as well and as I stare at the flag it is blowing in the normal easterly direction but all of a sudden it starts blowing to the west. I'm like OK that's pretty strange but then it starts pouring sheets of rain as the wind starts blowing like crazy and I'm staring at the house across the street from me when it starts raining this hard and visibility just plummets to the point where I can't see the house across street. It is literally shrouded behind the rain.

Long story-short, the whole thing blows over and nothing ever happens except it rains a lot.

**Exo** · 07-08-2015, 11:32 PM

Dear MB. Today it rained. That is all.

Key · 07-08-2015, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Dear MB. Today it rained. That is all.

Wpnfire · 07-08-2015, 11:51 PM

But-but it was scary though *cries*

**Frownland** · 07-09-2015, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Dear MB. Today it rained. That is all.

It 'rained' today in California. That is all.

Justthefacts · 07-09-2015, 12:22 AM

It rained pussy in my bed today.

07-08-2015, 11:19 PM	#33015 (permalink)
Wpnfire Dragon Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Kansas, United States Posts: 2,744	This did not happen today, but I haven't wanted to talk about it for several days because it was rather terrifying at the time. Two days ago, I was sitting upstairs in my room, and I heard some thunder off in the distance. I was bored so I went outside to watch the storms roll in. I sat out there for about 15 minutes, before it started to drizzle. As the drizzle picked up and started to rain I got up from my chair and was literally in the doorway heading into my house when the tornado alarm went off. That was some seriously scary ** because I was alone when it happened. I turn on the TV to our local news station and there I find out that my county is under a tornado warning. I can count the number of times my county has been under a tornado warning with one hand. I may live in Kansas, but eastern Kansas is pretty hilly. It's not the great plains. As I am watching the news channel, the thunder and lightning start to pick up as does the rain, but it is not that bad. At some point I go over and look at the window to just stare outside and without any warning it starts pouring sheets of rain. My parents have a flagpole outside as well and as I stare at the flag it is blowing in the normal easterly direction but all of a sudden it starts blowing to the west. I'm like OK that's pretty strange but then it starts pouring sheets of rain as the wind starts blowing like crazy and I'm staring at the house across the street from me when it starts raining this hard and visibility just plummets to the point where I can't see the house across street. It is literally shrouded behind the rain. Long story-short, the whole thing blows over and nothing ever happens except it rains a lot. __________________ Last.FM My RYM Ratings My Glitchwave Beta Profile**

07-08-2015, 11:32 PM	#33016 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	Dear MB. Today it rained. That is all. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

07-08-2015, 11:51 PM	#33018 (permalink)
Wpnfire Dragon Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Kansas, United States Posts: 2,744	But-but it was scary though cries __________________ Last.FM My RYM Ratings *My Glitchwave Beta Profile*