Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1615750)

Nah you can go ahead and make fun of us Batlord.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1615746)

Just because you've never even stepped foot on a college campus doesn't give you the right to make fun of those that actually go there to learn **** and make a life for themselves. And if working at Burger King is necessary for completing that process...well so be it

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1615758)

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1615720)

Ive never met a drug dealer that doesn't own a creepy pet like a Tarantula or a Snake.

That's what you oughta be doing Batlord, working your shift and dealing on the side.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1615870)

Wth goes on down there? I've never met one who does. They are all wanna be gangster white kids, and a couple regular people who happen to like weed and have a good connect.

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1615877)

We have those too but the majority of the freelance drug dealers ive met here have a weird creepy pet they love to take out to freak you out.

they either have a weird pet or collect swords or some sh*t like that, they always some weird eccentric taste they can indulge with their drug money but it's always a small one.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1615870)

Wth goes on down there? I've never met one who does. They are all wanna be gangster white kids, and a couple regular people who happen to like weed and have a good connect.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1615924)

Yeah, all the drug dealers I've known were young, wannabe gangsters who couldn't even afford a gun, assuming that it had ever even crossed their minds to buy one in the first place.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1615694)

Oh, and I'm 99% sure I got the job at BK. I go into orientation tomorrow and start on Monday. I'm helping mom with vet bills for the foreseeable future, but with any luck, I shall soon be a stoner burnout just like the rest of you. I have little doubt that at least one person I work with will sell weed, so I'm excited for that at least.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1615952)

The ones I've known had a lot more variety than that. For example:

• A 300 pound goth chick who also had a little webcam business.
• An over the hill metalhead who still dressed like it was 1986.
• A former band geek who listened to marching band music and seemed desperate for friends.
• A pastry chef who crafted her underground goods with the same care as her above ground goods.
• A musclebound realtor.
• A grandmotherly lady who sold special muffins in various Chicago bars.

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1615960)

I have a friend that works in fast food. They won't let him do any of the interactive jobs because he's butt-ugly and scares the customers.

Congrats.