Alright I take that back. You're wrong and Sumerian is the first language.

You science good.

You good at inference.

Got a huge bottle of Maker's Mark as an early birthday present from my uncle (I turn 21 on the 22nd). I'm a pretty big fan of whiskey so I'm really excited for that, it's the best one I've tried

Damn right I did

Today ****ing sucked. That is all.

Did you try massaging your prostate?

I saw Death Grips and MC Ride was like a demon. **** hipsters though, all the *******s at that show were hipsters. Talking out of their ass while waiting in the line and trying to get out of the venue by pushing everyone out of their way and being obnoxious as possible. My concert buddy almost punched this dumb bitch in the face for pushing them out of the way to be the first out.

Almost? I'm disappointed.

Laying someone out would've topped the end of a night at a Death Grip' concert. Shoulda done it