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ladyislingering 08-16-2015 11:22 PM
5 things that have made me very happy today:

booze
xanax
chilling with the future inlaws
doo-wop tag radio on lastfm

I don't know

what the hell was I talking about again?

fiddler 08-17-2015 12:25 AM
I'm on the graveyard shift for s couple of nights and it's absolutely awful. I hate graveyard shifts. Everybody is asleep, ain't shit going on.

Justthefacts 08-17-2015 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1626466)
5 things that have made me very happy today:

booze
xanax
chilling with the future inlaws
doo-wop tag radio on lastfm

I don't know

what the hell was I talking about again?
Your frivolous drug use is starting to become boring

DwnWthVwls 08-17-2015 04:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1626474)
I'm on the graveyard shift for s couple of nights and it's absolutely awful. I hate graveyard shifts. Everybody is asleep, ain't shit going on.
Don't lie. You just wanna write tickets and handcuff people. :D

The Batlord 08-17-2015 05:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1626466)
5 things that have made me very happy today:

booze
xanax
chilling with the future inlaws
doo-wop tag radio on lastfm

I don't know

what the hell was I talking about again?

Aren't... aren't you not supposed to combine those?

fiddler 08-17-2015 06:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1626487)
Don't lie. You just wanna write tickets and handcuff people. :D
Nah not even. But 8hrs of absolutely nothing is mind numbing. And it's so creepy too. The radio isn't crackling every five seconds, your phone isn't ringing. It gets very very quiet.

The Batlord 08-17-2015 06:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1626496)
Nah not even. But 8hrs of absolutely nothing is mind numbing. And it's so creepy too. The radio isn't crackling every five seconds, your phone isn't ringing. It gets very very quiet.
Clock your hand speed with the radar gun while masturbating.

Plankton 08-17-2015 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1626500)
Clock your hand speed with the radar gun while masturbating.
I tried clocking myself running at one of those roadside mobile radar set-ups that show your speed, once. It didn't pick anything up. I thought it would be beneficial to mention that.

grindy 08-17-2015 07:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1626506)
I tried clocking myself running at one of those roadside mobile radar set-ups that show your speed, once. It didn't pick anything up. I thought it would be beneficial to mention that.
A lot of guys are better at masturbating than at running though.

Plankton 08-17-2015 07:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1626507)
A lot of guys are better at masturbating than at running though.
I am aware of this phenomenon.


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