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Old 08-20-2015, 09:56 AM   #33751 (permalink)
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It's the worst feeling in the world, because you know at some point down the road, they're gonna bring it up.

"Yeah, well you clobbered me in the head with your disc. Remember that, Dad? Huh? Dad."
If it makes you feel better I can't say I haven't injured my kid. One time we were riding skidus and he went to get on the back of mine and he pushed us off by accident. He ended up doing a split for a minute then he slipped and cut his foot open on the dock. Another time we went sledding and I tumbled off my sled and rolled down the hill and collided with my youngin. He got a broke wrist out of that one. I just said I hadn't slung things at his head…but he's gotten hurt a couple times.
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Old 08-20-2015, 10:00 AM   #33752 (permalink)
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I thought Plankton was talking about hitting his daughter in the head with a regular golf putter, which is considerably worse. It also excuses throwing your putter while he swings.
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Old 08-20-2015, 10:04 AM   #33753 (permalink)
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he slipped and cut his foot open on the dock.
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He got a broke wrist out of that one.
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I just said I hadn't slung things at his head…
Well, you need to put that one in the books. Use something that'll leave a lump, but not a scar. The memories will be enough.

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Old 08-20-2015, 10:04 AM   #33754 (permalink)
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Well, you need to put that one in the books. Use something that'll leave a lump, but not a scar. The memories will be enough.
Well I didn't do it, gravity did!!

Edit: as an after though, they were still funny as hell. At least I didn't throw things at his head though!
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Old 08-20-2015, 11:33 AM   #33755 (permalink)
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Oy ****in vey. I have two assistants working with me who usually do general clerical work and helping them figure out how to help me takes almost as much time as doing it myself. They're technically registered so they legally can help, but honestly, they have no idea what investment suitability is or where to look for it. Oy. ****in. Vey.
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:47 PM   #33756 (permalink)
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I thought Plankton was talking about hitting his daughter in the head with a regular golf putter, which is considerably worse. It also excuses throwing your putter while he swings.
yea... really makes plankton sound like a terrible golfer
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Old 08-20-2015, 02:14 PM   #33757 (permalink)
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yea... really makes plankton sound like a terrible golfer
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oh snap

*yawn*

This is why we can't have nice things.
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Old 08-21-2015, 05:35 PM   #33760 (permalink)
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While doing all that running around, doing **** for signing up for classes, I had to take a 3-hour math placement test I had no idea I needed to take. It was like the pop quiz from hell. I never took a day of trig or pre-cal in my life, and suddenly it's just staring me in the face, laughing at me.
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