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Old 08-24-2015, 01:02 PM   #33841 (permalink)
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Don't say you've quit, say that you don't smoke anymore. Mental reinforcement or some psychobabble along those lines.
I'm going with David Sedaris logic. When I was born I was allowed a certain number of cigarettes I could smoke in my lifetime. I just so happened to be an assh*le that smoked them all by age 26. Now I'm done. We'll see how this one works out.
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Old 08-24-2015, 01:08 PM   #33842 (permalink)
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Damn dude, I think I hit that limit when I was 19.
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Old 08-24-2015, 02:48 PM   #33843 (permalink)
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i also need to quit smoking

no bs i am very sure that i am at the point where either i already have cancer or if i don't stop soon then it's only x many packs away
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Old 08-24-2015, 02:50 PM   #33844 (permalink)
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You were born with cancer, son.
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Old 08-24-2015, 04:29 PM   #33845 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2015, 04:37 PM   #33846 (permalink)
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You were born a cancer, son.
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Old 08-24-2015, 05:02 PM   #33847 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:42 PM   #33848 (permalink)
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You were born with cancer, son.
i dont believe in astrology
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Old 08-25-2015, 09:25 AM   #33849 (permalink)
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Pulled a thorn out of my foot today, holy **** it was in deep, on the sole of my foot. And my feet are very well calloused as well, so it was hard to find it once it was in. I was walking around the garden barefoot, through the foliage, followed by 5 dogs, a black cat, and our ****ing weirdo of a hen. it went in so deep that I was not sure if there was actually a thorn in there for a while, only the pain made me aware of it.
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Old 08-25-2015, 09:26 AM   #33850 (permalink)
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i dont believe in astrology
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