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The Batlord 09-05-2015 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1633146)
True story. Me and Lin are watching TV one day and this little fly starts buzzing about. And then there's 3 of them. And then there's 10 of them. And then there's hundreds of them. It was like Amityville!

A fly must have nested and laid eggs and they all hatched at once. The next 30 minutes was like a Lucille Ball sketch. Me and Lin, towels in hand, swatting baby flies while climbing over furniture and falling all over ****.

Luckily we'd both done acid in our pasts so we were prepared for the insane/ridiculous battle that ensued.
Was there a reasonable explanation for this? (i.e. stuff that I could think of if I weren't drunk off my ass?)

Chula Vista 09-05-2015 09:29 PM
Not really.

The Batlord 09-05-2015 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1633170)
Not really.
tHEN **** YOU THICK HOLY **** i'M HIGH.

Frownland 09-05-2015 10:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1633173)
tHEN **** YOU THICK HOLY **** i'M HIGH.
Lightweight.

fiddler 09-05-2015 11:26 PM
Wait...y'all are seriously scared of a bat and flies?? W...t...f... What would y'all do if ya woke up and this f*cker was chilling near/on you/your bed/your stuff?
http://i.imgur.com/KJ5wAL0.jpg

Lucem Ferre 09-05-2015 11:34 PM
It's because you stay up all night fighting crime.

Frownland 09-06-2015 12:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fiddler (Post 1633193)
Wait...y'all are seriously scared of a bat and flies?? W...t...f... What would y'all do if ya woke up and this f*cker was chilling near/on you/your bed/your stuff?
http://i.imgur.com/KJ5wAL0.jpg
I would not be living in ****ing Texas is what I'd be doing.

Justthefacts 09-06-2015 02:05 AM
So I'm quitting my job and becoming a full time pot-dealer, I'm so excited I can finally write on my resume entrepreneur. I've got the dankest in my whole hood.

Exo 09-06-2015 04:40 AM
So to put a cherry on top of my sh*tty vacation with my family that just occurred, my body decided Friday night to get food poisoning. I haven't eaten anything besides half a piece of toast since I ate that poison infested meatball sandwich Friday night. I was lethargic all day yesterday and fell asleep at 8 o'clock because I was up all night Saturday morning puking my brains out. The last batch of bile vomits literally left all my extremities numb. I literally couldn't move my fingers for five minutes. I've never puked that hard.

I'm better today but since I fell asleep so early last night I'm up at 6:30 in the morning deleting spam for you f*ckers. I'm the hero you deserve.

Stephen 09-06-2015 06:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1633146)
True story. Me and Lin are watching TV one day and this little fly starts buzzing about. And then there's 3 of them. And then there's 10 of them. And then there's hundreds of them. It was like Amityville!
I had that once. Turned out a mouse had crawled under my fridge to die. Had any increasingly offensive odours lately?


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