Damn. I better change my name then!

I'm doing alright—ups and downs and whatnot. How've you been?

Glad to be back on the forums. Not to pimp my own thread but the Member Mixtape is back you should submit a song.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! For those who didn't know, Cinco de Mayo is the Mexican Independence Day that Mexicans don't care about. America on the other hand loves independence so much that we are willing to celebrate the independence of other countries by commemorating insignificant battles.

If you can spare a moment, shame my dead dog for cultural appropriation please. What he's doing is unacceptable, really.
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Por que?

Mexicans love those ridiculous hats. We shouldn't take that away from them.

That's true. Otherwise, where do they store their guac and salsa?

Well one of us is gonna have to change:

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I don't believe there's any better way to start your day than with pressurized blasts of freon

Cinco de Mayo: An excuse to drink more than normal - as if that's even possible anymore.

Mike's back in LA. No clue how he was able to afford the plane ticket back but glad he's home.

Kiesel Vadar anticipation is beginning to grow exponentionally. So stupid to have taken the plunge but had to do it in honor of Allan.

Rumor has it that Linda is gonna be brought on full time at Bed, Bath, & Beyond with a pay raise and health insurance after 90 days. (please cross your fingers)

Need to woodshed with MSPaint tomorrow morning to try and make you all proud.

I'm being pushed from seasonal to a full time on kegs because I'm awesome. And I'll get benefits and perhaps a raise. And I got way too much beer. And it's good beer and not ****ty Utah beer because I get to take home the stuff we send out of state.