Okay, so there is a bat in my house right now. Like we were just eating dinner and it came flying at us. Then it circled around for a while and disappeared. We think it's still here but it might not be. I'm cowering in fear, having made sure all the doors and windows to the room where I am are closed.

(Might also be a bird. Dunno, still terrifying)

We can't find it. Literally we're just watching TV but we know the bat/bird/whatever is probably in the house somewhere.

Man up dude its a bat.

Jeez, we freak if there's a fly doing aerial shows inside the house.

A bat? If you don't catch it, you gonna be able to sleep tonight?

God was reading Steven King on day six.

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Don't go to bed. I'll molest your five toes. Seriously.

Even my bug fearing ass thinks you're a pussy.

True story. Me and Lin are watching TV one day and this little fly starts buzzing about. And then there's 3 of them. And then there's 10 of them. And then there's hundreds of them. It was like Amityville!

A fly must have nested and laid eggs and they all hatched at once. The next 30 minutes was like a Lucille Ball sketch. Me and Lin, towels in hand, swatting baby flies while climbing over furniture and falling all over ****.

Luckily we'd both done acid in our pasts so we were prepared for the insane/ridiculous battle that ensued.

Using acid to confuse the flies. Good move.

See if you can give the bat some LSD, Josef.

Whoa, just like the beginning of A Scanner Darkly!
Nah, we got it out. Too late now.