I remember all of these events. Overrated.

how to get me in your bed:

know your literature
know your classic rock
know your basic psychology
have an appreciation for science
possess an impressive lexicon of grammatical knowledge

awww yiss nerdy boys

I've got a bottle of conditioner. What now?

Now you're speaking my language.

I don't read too much.

My classic rock knowledge is rusty.

I never studied psychology, but I feel as though I understand the basics at least.

I appreciate science.

I embellish my sentences with a beatific array of an ever growing vocabulary. But my grammar is still ****. So is my spelling, actually.

But my bed is glorious. It's gold and red.

hmmmmm but is your hair fantastic?

My mom just told me my goatee was asymmetrical.

What now?

I usually keep it in braids.

ooooh mercy me pics or it didnt happen

nope

same, we got a deal here

THIS THOUGH