That's sad. My drunk fun:drunk ****ed ratio is like 50:1.

no love for the corny whine-o line? and the fact that it was done in a double post?

my talent is wasted on you "people"

I've learned quite a bit since my last super-****ed drunk time. :laughing:

I'm pretty good at the art of having a really good time. Really.

I'm usually invited to parties because I'm the one who takes care of people who get too fucked up, always holding the vomiters, smoothing their hair back, consoling the ones who started thinking about shit and started to cry for whatever reason, etc. I'm not typically the one who needs to be carried to the sofa or rolled on my side because I've passed out somewhere weird and nobody wants me to choke on my vomit.

And nobody escapes without my lipstick on one or both of their cheeks.

I'm going to start editing your posts with pictures of Randy Quaid if I see you're doing it on purpose to annoy me.

I guess the shock factor of that witty pun was lost on me after years of hearing my grandpa say it whenever my sister would pipe up.

what would make you think i was going for shock factor with an intentionally corny line like that?

do you guys think i make all of my posts while riding a motorcycle or what pals... you simply have got to stop idolizing me

I guess shock factor was the wrong phrase, I was just trying to say that your joke was ****. Quit patting yourself on the back for such a ****ty joke, Batlord's got that base covered.

Bro...

:clap:

not sure how to interpret this

batlord pats me on the back for my ****ty jokes?

or batlord pats himself on the back for his own ****ty jokes?

either could apply. or both

a rare show of talent from frownland

props

fixt