It's when you f*ck with your d*ck.

Sexist.

Well that's boring.

And here I was wondering why you self-censored 'duck'.

Well then what's your excuse for reading Twilight?

What the f*ck are you talking about?

Twilight has clearly rotted your brain.

What's Frowny's excuse?

Well a few hours ago my 5+ year relationship ended rather mutually. There was no specific reason, we just agreed it was time and that we probably wouldn't have lasted the rest of our lives due to certain differences. We're on very amicable terms still

Weird part though is we're going to keep living together because we don't really have a choice. Neither could afford rent solo, neither has anywhere else to go, etc

^lol