So did Wilford Brimley parachute from the sky to save you?

It was much cooler than that. A small device that I have implanted on the side of my arm alerted me that my blood sugar fell within the danger zone, so I corrected it accordingly, but it took me three hours to feel better after that.

Does your device alert you with a holographic projection of a purple chick with a sexy voice?

Lol.

Also, she "died" in the previous game, FYI.

I know. But she lives on in my search bar.

After using a beat up iPhone 4 for the longest time I finally broke down and bought a new Samsung Galaxy Grand Prime. So much better in every way possible. Yay for me!

My phone drowned about a month ago while I was washing a window, and I'm still too broke to replace it.

*using Batlord voice*

Why the **** do you let your ****ing phone go swimming?

One time I dropped my phone in a public toilet. A year later, I dropped another phone in my own toilet.

I no longer carry my phone in my back pocket. Live and learn, eh?

drove around in some traffic today went to a ghost town mall in the hood bought some vids went to the hipster organic market bought some food :P