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Old 12-23-2015, 02:31 PM   #35541 (permalink)
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Estimate of the size of the joint?
Twice the normal amount to fit in a paper? It was sloppy but still kicked everyone's ass.
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:38 PM   #35542 (permalink)
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On the plus side, NO MORE CONDOMS!!!
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:38 PM   #35543 (permalink)
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Twice the normal amount to fit in a paper? It was sloppy but still kicked everyone's ass.
Isn't that just a blunt? I'd be more interested in what kind of weed it was. A joint that size with ditch weed isn't going to be anything special.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:39 PM   #35544 (permalink)
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Not 100% effective, bro.
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:40 PM   #35545 (permalink)
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Isn't that just a blunt?
I don't even know what to say to this.
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:40 PM   #35546 (permalink)
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I don't even know what to say to this.
I mean size-wise.
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Not 100% effective, bro.
If she never misses a day it's above 99% lol. The likelihood of a condom breaking inside is just as "high". Combine responsible use of the pill with pulling out most of the time and condoms are completely unnecessary
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:52 PM   #35548 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:58 PM   #35549 (permalink)
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Isn't that just a blunt? I'd be more interested in what kind of weed it was. A joint that size with ditch weed isn't going to be anything special.
Ditch weed?

Six figures baby. Three hits and you'd be questioning your bike skills.
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Me and Jeff (owner) got together with some ex-employees to have a last time major send off. Plastic folding table in our old conference room with a scatting shot of chairs.



The dude in the back on the right is the husband of our old COO. He brought the biggest joint I've seen in decades. One huge hit and I was done.

No limit Texas Hold Em. Everyone was in tears at the end of the night (morning?).
If some dude posted photos of me on an open forum and added some drug-related info I might be a little pissed by that.
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