Paul Smeenus

Hot

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Gentle Giant Catalog Review

The entire Ditty Bops catalog reviewed

Chula Vista

Strange is ridiculously hot sometimes.

This one chick held her legs up behind her ears and then squirted like Niagra Falls.

Life is weird.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

grindy

It's called pissing.

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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.

Chula Vista

Eastlake Tavern and Bowl just called. We're banned for life.

Linda is wrapped in blankets on her recliner, furiously fighting off the urge to vomit.

Me, being "this" much smarter than her, had a few more, so I'm still drunk and my hangover won't hit for hours.

Good lord.....

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

grindy

Details or STFU.

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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.

Exo

Sounds like you were changing a diaper you big talk phoney.

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LastFM

SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

Chula Vista

Got together with a bunch of co-workers (ex) and got absolutely hammered. We've all been down this road before which made it way too easy to overdo it. Amazingly, no shots. I left my credit card there to pick up the entire tab of food and drink. I have zero clue how bad of a hit I'm gonna take. Linda thinks about $500.

She hasn't hurled yet.

Her name was Doris. It was 1986. Absolutely incredible body but the brain of a twat. We only did it once (well, twice if you count the next morning). She gave me an STD.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

grindy

Don't you have to actually do something besides being hammered to get banned for life?
Vomiting on the employes, streaking, doing coke from the counter... You know. Fun stuff.

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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.

Chula Vista

One dude went ape-**** over something with his girlfriend (who's a doll). We were all pretty buzzed by then so I can't remember the details. Bottom line is he was being a drunken dick. Two bouncer dudes ended up stepping in and things calmed down.

We're not banned for life.

Hyperbole. Look it up.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

There were bouncers at a bowling alley?

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