I've got nipples.

Pics or it didn't happen.

How long have you had him?

I guess I should have known, since male homosapiens do and all. But in my defense, not all males within the animal species have teets... Like rams, bulls, and other ruminant males don't have them. Apparently it has to do with gene differentiation, I'm reading.

Over a year. He's always getting tummy rubs, but I always kind of assumed those little "bumps" in the massage were mere scabs from outdoor tomkitty adventures of which he didn't tell, and I didn't ask.

Huh.
Did not know that.
Now I'm really glad I didn't initially comment in some smug, smart ass way.

I was hoping there would be something about those nippleless animals Chelsea mentioned.
I'm too scared to google animal nipples.

https://www.bing.com/