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Old 04-18-2016, 09:14 AM   #36551 (permalink)
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My favourite hobby is spending all the rest of my money on weed and finding out that I can't afford to replace my recently deceased lighter. On the plus side, I learned how to make a jailhouse lighter that got me by (on one measly bowl).
Bean there, try keeping these around the house for such emergencies.

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Old 04-18-2016, 09:37 AM   #36552 (permalink)
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Or just buy extra lighters. And I've made it through some hard times by finding them by the side of the road.
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Old 04-18-2016, 12:21 PM   #36553 (permalink)
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Bean there
@ unintended pun.
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Old 04-18-2016, 12:40 PM   #36554 (permalink)
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@ at you thinking it was unintended.

i figure i would beat batlord to the punch.
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Old 04-18-2016, 12:50 PM   #36555 (permalink)
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My favourite hobby is spending all the rest of my money on weed and finding out that I can't afford to replace my recently deceased lighter. On the plus side, I learned how to make a jailhouse lighter that got me by (on one measly bowl).
Sorry your fave light is kaput. You should go around thrift shops and places like that and look for refillable lighters, they come in all kind of cool designs. I really like this one:


I was over my cousin's house the other day and she a giant lighter - never saw before before - it really challenged my concept that lighters should be small, portable and impossible to find once you misplace them.
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Old 04-18-2016, 12:52 PM   #36556 (permalink)
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@ at you thinking it was unintended.

i figure i would beat batlord to the punch.
Damn, missed an opportunity for a racist joke.
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Old 04-18-2016, 12:59 PM   #36557 (permalink)
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Damn, missed an opportunity for a racist joke.
Holy frijole, Batord! Black Francis is catching up you.
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Old 04-18-2016, 12:59 PM   #36558 (permalink)
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I like how everyone's advice is "buy a lighter." I'm good now, I robbed a homeless ma'am at gunpoint for his lighter and jacket.
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Old 04-18-2016, 01:08 PM   #36559 (permalink)
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I like how everyone's advice is "buy a lighter." I'm good now, I robbed a homeless ma'am at gunpoint for his lighter and jacket.
Just for the record my advice was to buy the most coolest looking antique lighter or the most ridiculous looking lighter you could find.
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Old 04-18-2016, 03:19 PM   #36560 (permalink)
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A broken in half q-tip and flame from a stove works as a great substitute when needed.

Except of course if you have an electric range. Then you are a total dumbass.
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