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Old 04-22-2016, 05:08 PM   #36601 (permalink)
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Or the Sumo way with fat-suits, chopsticks, and diapers.
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Old 04-22-2016, 05:15 PM   #36602 (permalink)
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 04-22-2016, 06:28 PM   #36603 (permalink)
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Or the Batlord way. In the bathroom at the sink watching himself.
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Old 04-22-2016, 07:35 PM   #36604 (permalink)
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I can't actually fit into a bathroom sink, but in my defense, there are few who can.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-22-2016, 08:23 PM   #36605 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2016, 08:25 PM   #36606 (permalink)
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I can't actually fit into a bathroom sink, but in my defense, there are few who can.
The sinks at BK dont count bitch anybody can shower in those.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 04-22-2016, 09:04 PM   #36607 (permalink)
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"In the bathroom sink" is all the context required.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-22-2016, 09:40 PM   #36608 (permalink)
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In the bathroom at the sink you nonce.
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Old 04-22-2016, 10:58 PM   #36609 (permalink)
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Attending a funeral for my great grandmother this weekend and I have to say that my Mormon (mom's) side of the family is so ****ing boring.
So I guess Mormons are pretty concerned with their genealogy and which prophets they were related to. One distant relative was bragging about how many she was related to while being upset that it makes her related to Obama and I asked if Muhammad was one of the prophets she was related to. I have never seen anybody so pissed off before in my life, it was great.
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Old 04-22-2016, 11:35 PM   #36610 (permalink)
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So I guess Mormons are pretty concerned with their genealogy and which prophets they were related to. One distant relative was bragging about how many she was related to while being upset that it makes her related to Obama and I asked if Muhammad was one of the prophets she was related to. I have never seen anybody so pissed off before in my life, it was great.


I would have loved to have seen that. You should've whipped out your cell and recorded it.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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