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Old 05-14-2016, 10:24 AM   #36861 (permalink)
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Why not get an ambient machine and put that sound on it? Viola. You get the same sound without the tin roof.


Grr....not enough hours in the day. My past two weeks have been super busy and I feel like I still haven't gotten everything done that I want to.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-14-2016, 11:16 AM   #36862 (permalink)
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I almost forgot. I got to use the ultimate dad joke yesterday. A girl at my store working drive-thru asked me to make her a small hashbrown, so I was all like, "Abra kadabra, you're a small hashbrown." It was one of the highpoints of my life. It also helped that the girl is seventeen and I'm almost thirty.
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Old 05-14-2016, 11:22 AM   #36863 (permalink)
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That is easily among the worst jokes I have ever heard in my life, congrats.
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Old 05-14-2016, 11:37 AM   #36864 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2016, 11:52 AM   #36865 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2016, 12:05 PM   #36866 (permalink)
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Cute story, but it would have been MUCH more intriguing had she actually turned into a hashbrown.
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Old 05-14-2016, 04:37 PM   #36867 (permalink)
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Graduated college today. The ceremony was a waste of time though, I'd not have gone if it weren't for my parents.
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Old 05-14-2016, 04:44 PM   #36868 (permalink)
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Congrats man!
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Old 05-14-2016, 06:20 PM   #36869 (permalink)
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Time to get a job hippy.
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Old 05-14-2016, 06:22 PM   #36870 (permalink)
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Got one burnout.
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