Body by dilf is not a job.

Who do you think buys the most jiggalos? Old broads.

You needed a degree for that?

Seriously, CONGRATS! I never got past sophomore year of High School.

^Grazie ye old dunce. It was easy though, not as bad as some people make it out to be.

Ignoring it is the american way.

Don Belanger
Vice President of Operations & Product Development


Thank you very much. :D

Again, seriously, you must not be as much of a slacker as you try to prop yourself up to be here if you made it through.

So like you're the blow hard at the eyes wide shut party at the top! The pesents are looking for you with their pitchforks.

Congrats!! Next milestone: losing your virginity

Already got that similarly easy and pointless milestone taken care of.

Next milestone: being plucked from the succulent teet of university life and flung head-first into the Great Succubus that is the "real world," and thenceforth realizing that you ain't got **** figured out after all.