The Batlord

Like I said, I'm the only one I know who's a big enough sociopath to do that, so you're almost guaranteed to be fine. When we get pissed at you, we generally just want you to get the **** out of our face as quickly as possible, so we just make your food as fast as we can in order to facilitate that. Messing with your hamburger would take longer, so you're fine.

I'm just an especially big *******.

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Frownland

You run that risk at any restaurant too, except the food doesn't always necessarily suck.

Plus now you're in Japan, you probably have it worse without realizing it.

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Zhanteimi

I've been to plenty of fast food joints in my day, here or Stateside, and I always try to be as considerate and quick about ordering as possible. I'm never demanding or rude. I know that fast food workers bust their asses, and I'm not going to add to the stress of their day.

Paul Smeenus

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The Batlord

If that's true, then the only way we could like you any more is if you never came into the store at all. So keep doing what you're doing.

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Zhanteimi

^And I rarely go anyway. Like, maybe once a month, if even that.

The Batlord

Dude, who gives a **** about people with AIDS when you're enjoying yourself? No one. Or else you wouldn't be enjoying yourself. Suck it, people with AIDS.

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Justthefacts

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I got an email from myself just now that I wrote like 5 years ago - "I hope you haven't killed yourself"

I'll show past me when I go back and kill him instead

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Justthefacts

If you need someone to kill you, just pm me. Please.

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