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Old 05-20-2016, 11:16 AM   #36921 (permalink)
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I had to walk the length of our house to get to the bathroom and first aid kit. I have a bunch of blood stains to clean up today. Linda's coming home from Tuscon today and she's going to flip out on me.
Just say you murdered someone while she was gone. Much easier to explain.
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Old 05-20-2016, 11:17 AM   #36922 (permalink)
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I had to walk the length of our house to get to the bathroom and first aid kit. I have a bunch of blood stains to clean up today. Linda's coming home from Tuscon today and she's going to flip out on me.
Clean fast. What women don't know won't hurt you. So to speak.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-20-2016, 11:20 AM   #36923 (permalink)
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Just say you murdered someone while she was gone. Much easier to explain.
...and set your son up in a motel for the night. Let the hilarity ensue.
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Old 05-20-2016, 11:21 AM   #36924 (permalink)
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...and set your son up in a motel for the night. Let the hilarity ensue.
Fun for the whole family.
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Old 05-20-2016, 11:27 AM   #36925 (permalink)
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That would have been good but he's out of town right now and she knows it. I could board one of the dogs though.....
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Old 05-20-2016, 11:29 AM   #36926 (permalink)
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Shoot yourself in your foot wound and tell her you fought off armed burglars. She'll suck your dick for being such a hero.
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Old 05-20-2016, 11:32 AM   #36927 (permalink)
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Shoot yourself in your foot wound and tell her you fought off armed burglars. She'll suck your dick for being such a hero.
I second this idea.
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Old 05-20-2016, 03:45 PM   #36928 (permalink)
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The producer of the recent wave of KLF releases dropped me a line with some recommended listening to accompany Polar Sequences from my journal. I love it when artists send me content to explore!

EDIT: I've just learned that he's putting together a special mix for the big day and shipping me his ltd. RSD edition of my favorite selection from his catalog!

We're also hosting a writers circle event this eve. Exchanging articles, research papers, and other works-in-progress for helpful criticism and feedback.

Happy weekend everyone.
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Old 05-20-2016, 09:59 PM   #36930 (permalink)
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