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I'm confused... Isn't it counterproductive to marry a partner with a huge package, when there's a very real possibility that they will someday chop it off? Talk about a conflict of interest...

You could get a mold of it for a dildo I guess, if it's THAT important.

ChelseaDagger

05-23-2016 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1700810)

You could get a mold of it for a dildo I guess, if it's THAT important.

All I know is, I'd LOVE to be the lucky lawyer drawing up THAT pre-nup.

RoxyRollah

05-23-2016 07:09 PM

What a pre-dick-a-ment.^

ChelseaDagger

05-23-2016 07:13 PM

:laughing: yes, it's "hard on" my brain to even think about.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

05-23-2016 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1700814)

All I know is, I'd LOVE to be the lucky lawyer drawing up THAT pre-nup.

I like our USE of random CAPITALIZATION for EMPHASIS.

I just keep thinking how awesome it would be to "erect" a monument to such a giant penis.

The Batlord

05-23-2016 07:49 PM

Dickpenis McForeskin

kibbeh

05-23-2016 08:52 PM

foreskin is NASTY

i'm so glad i'm circumsized

thank you allah subhan wa ta'ala thank you muhammed may peace be upon you

Zhanteimi

05-23-2016 08:54 PM

Same here. I find a circumcised cock to be more beautiful and all around more desirable. Foreskin spoils the aesthetic.

Tristan_Geoff

05-23-2016 09:06 PM

There seems to be a rather high ratio of circumcised members here...

Cuthbert

05-23-2016 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1700839)

foreskin is NASTY

i'm so glad i'm circumsized

thank you allah subhan wa ta'ala thank you muhammed may peace be upon you

Sex is worse for you btw.

Not being abused as a child ftw >>>

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