Anticipating ki's next post......

He isn't gonna post... unless his momma says it's okay.

I've learned to deal with the whackjob elements of working for a Christian company with a loonybus-load of religious organization clients. Most days I get by just fine.

Today a wild-eyed old man came in with scribblings in Hebrew. He started to tell me that the holy spirit told him to draw these symbols and how one of them looked like a hand...

Then he paused and looked at me questioningly and asked, "Have you been born again?"

I replied, "How can I help you?"

He said, "I'd rather wait and talk to her." (gesturing toward my bible-thumping coworker.)

A narrow escape.

Dude seriously made me uncomfortable. On par with the old man who dresses up like the messiah carrying an 8-foot tall cross and walks back and forth in front of our building.

Jesus Christ.

You should strap a bomb to your chest and blow yourself up in the copy room. That'll show 'em.

In Kentucky at KU. Nice dorms here, Lexington is a pretty sweet college town. Hit up west virginia on my way out here. Been on the road and off the grid since the 16th. Returning to nj on the 27th.

Dude, you could have swung by my house and bought me drugs. Not cool.

I'd make a special trip on foot from Portland to bring you some krokodil.

I'm confused... Isn't it counterproductive to marry a partner with a huge package, when there's a very real possibility that they will someday chop it off? Talk about a conflict of interest...

**** you, you bald bastard.