Yeah, Norg is a WWII vet.

So this is a wheelchair parking lot fight.

VG =

Video Games?
Viagra Grampas?
Venereal Guidance?

I've narrowed it down to these three but I can't rule any out.

What did I ever do to you?

Oh ****, sorry Chula, always thought you were more of a Cialis kind of guy.

I always assumed that Cialis had already made Viagra obsolete.

Viagra = Back aches, stuffy nose, indigestion, and black outs after tee shots when playing golf.

Cialis = Minor back aches, somewhat stuffy nose, be careful what you eat, and minor head rushes after tee shots when playing golf.

Both of them = rock solid boner that can go for hours on end. Linny likes!