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Old 12-05-2016, 06:26 PM   #41151 (permalink)
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Maybe I have a congenital deformity in which literal testicles are dangling from my neck like a thanks****inggiving horror flick...

And even then, nobody on this forum would actually believe that you would ever be the one to end a nonexistent relationship with me.
Woah, bitch, let it all out and unload on me if you want. But don't pretend like there wasn't something going on.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-05-2016, 06:27 PM   #41152 (permalink)
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Please do. I left you a very special piece of chocolate pie
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Or you can just crawl under the grown-ups table. I've got some holiday meat for you to dine upon.
Decisions, decisions...
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:30 PM   #41153 (permalink)
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Chocalate pie is code for something else. Trust me.

Spoiler for True meaning.:
She's talking about analingus.
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:32 PM   #41154 (permalink)
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Woah, bitch, let it all out and unload on me if you want. But don't pretend like there wasn't something going on.
(Wonders whether to snap back with a half-ass derision, or whether to allow Lucem to keep talking himself further and further away from WWWP's pants...)
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:34 PM   #41155 (permalink)
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Chocalate pie is code for something else. Trust me.

Spoiler for True meaning.:
She's talking about analingus.
I'm not sure what that means, but it certainly sounds worse than the fecal pastry to which I was referring.
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:34 PM   #41156 (permalink)
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I'm not sure what that means, but it certainly sounds worse than the fecal pastry to which I was referring.
Analingus = rim job.
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:38 PM   #41157 (permalink)
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Analingus = rim job.
The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:47 PM   #41158 (permalink)
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The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"
Ahhh I didn't know you considered me an alpha male. I guess you really are heart broken.


Also, WWWP will let me in her pants. Anytime. Then snap pictures of it. Then post it here and laugh it it. Then tell me to keep the pants. So **** you.

Actually probably not, who has the money to waste perfectly good pants?
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:51 PM   #41159 (permalink)
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I wonder if she knows you say this stuff? If she leaves the site on account of you being a perv, we will all hate you forever.
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:54 PM   #41160 (permalink)
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who has the money to waste perfectly good pants?
On this, we shall hang our proverbial hats in agreement and thus go our separate ways.

As far as humanly possible.
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