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****in hell at the store trying to buy a present for someone who makes 100k a year what could they possibly want that they don't already have and that I could buy

I work at Dollar General

Fill an empty jar with your semen. It would have been best not to wait last minute though. You're gonna have to put in some elbow grease now.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

12-24-2016 02:45 PM

if they can't appreciate a nice yoyo then they're not worth it anyway

Frownland

12-24-2016 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1787318)

****in hell at the store trying to buy a present for someone who makes 100k a year what could they possibly want that they don't already have and that I could buy

I work at Dollar General

Alcohol.

Frownland

12-24-2016 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1787103)

I'm sorry to hear that man. I hope everything turns out ok.

Thanks man. Still not sure what happened, I think he got sick with something crazy while travelling, but he is improving and no longer needs life support.

ChelseaDagger

12-24-2016 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1787225)

Beard oils for the ladies?

Read: "and metros"

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