The Batlord

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Chula Vista

I'm just trying to keep down a slowly sipped warm can of ginger ale...

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Plankton

Warm?! *hurl*

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Ninetales

eh buckle em up like adults. gotta cut the cord sometime

The Batlord

Or tie 'em to a chair and leave 'em behind.

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ChelseaDagger

Always nice to meet a fellow fan of the #6

Zhanteimi

I had a couple of friends over for drinks. One guy who got totally smashed kept going on about homosexuals and how he can't understand the appeal of another man's ass. He then proceeded to really embarrass himself by talking about how he's afraid to wipe because he had to touch his own ass.

ffs

And this is the guy who used to go to Thailand all the time and fuck uncut lady-boys.

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Zhanteimi

LetsTalkMusic

The Batlord

So 95% probability he's gay?

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WWWP

So I hadn't been driving my car for a few weeks because the transmission took a dump as I was driving to math class one night, and I was waiting to take it to a mechanic until I could decide whether or not I wanted to put any more money into it, but I took it on a test drive around my neighborhood last week after it had stopped raining and everything seemed ok, I thought I may be able to get another year out of it - I only drive about 10mi/day anyway.

Then last night it was stolen (or was it Sunday night? I'm not really sure. I've had some time off and I definitely remember seeing it Sunday but maybe it was there Monday too? I honestly don't know), and whoever took it dumped it like 2 miles away from my house, on private property, so it got towed at the same time I was making the police report, and it looks like the engine totally gave out on them. Joke's on the thief, I guess, they probably tried to use the heater and the windshield wipers at the same time or something - you can't DO THAT to poor ol' Vigor Charles.

Anyway so I don't want to pay to get it towed back to my house or to a mechanic or anywhere, really, so in the end I cut my losses and surrendered my title to the towing company, who will sell it to pick n pull or whatever. I just got back from giving them my keys, and paying the $200 towing fee (because not even a copy of my police report would convince them the car was stolen before the time of towing, though they did knock off the storage cost) so essentially I just paid $200 to get rid of my car. Today sucks.

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#DEMODFROWNLAND
#TERMLIMITSFORMODERATORS

Key

After today, I'm looking forward to what the rest of this year has to offer. 2017 is off to a great start!