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Old 01-03-2017, 08:17 PM   #42001 (permalink)
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You also have to be ready to quit. 30+ years of smoking and I could hardly breathe. I was ready. I just needed a push.
Started back in 1976. Quit in 1998, the day Sherri graduated from High School. I still hack up **** every morning. But nowhere near as bad as 10 years ago.
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Old 01-03-2017, 08:25 PM   #42002 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-03-2017, 08:45 PM   #42003 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-03-2017, 09:20 PM   #42004 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2017, 09:33 PM   #42005 (permalink)
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Today, this older lady I work with started suddenly playing a YouTube video or something really loudly on her computer. It went on for a while so I looked over at her and there she was, with her earbuds in, thinking that's what she was hearing the sound through.
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Old 01-03-2017, 09:34 PM   #42006 (permalink)
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Today, this older lady I work with started suddenly playing a YouTube video or something really loudly on her computer. It went on for a while so I looked over at her and there she was, with her earbuds in, thinking that's what she was hearing the sound through.
I totally did this once.
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Old 01-03-2017, 10:31 PM   #42007 (permalink)
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I totally did this once.
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Old 01-04-2017, 08:35 AM   #42008 (permalink)
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Woke up early and immediately felt queasy so went back to bed for a couple more hours. Again got up and immediately knew it wasn't a matter of if, but when. And then it happened! I think the last time it happened I was just a kid. Thankfully there was a clean waste basket right next to the john. Yup, the only place I wasn't expelling stuff from was my ears. Oh, and a large glass of orange juice doesn't come back up very well either.
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