The Batlord

lulz

He already had it in his mouth. He couldn't have paid me to take it back. But don't think it didn't occur to me.

Well, duh.

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Chula Vista

Between all of my physical ills, I haven't been able to take a shower in like 11 days. Now I don't do anything to actually sweat so I don't have the classic BO thing, but I'm starting to emit this slight stench like a moldy dish rag. I think I'm going to go with it for a few more days just to see where it ends up.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Sponge bath time!

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Chula Vista

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

Just brace yourself when you finally wash your balls. I don't know why but if you've reached a funk critical mass then washing your junk emits a smell that's uncannily like burning rubber... not that I would know...

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Chula Vista

I appreciate your guidance, oh wise one.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

DwnWthVwls

That's gross. Go take a shower, if nothing else just let the warm water rinse you off.

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Chula Vista

My back and ribs are so ****ed up I can't get in and out of the shower for fear of messing up the healing process. Maybe tomorrow.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Exo

Last night some awful dumpster of a women came up to me and demanded that I stop playing Elwan, the new album from Tinariwen. I told her no and she just repeated "Stop. Playing. This. Awful. Music." which made me ask her why it was awful. She asked me why we would even think of playing this kind of music and that she doesn't want to hear it. Obviously she was trying to get her point across without outright saying it's because it sounded middle eastern. I told her the band was from North Africa, that they're Taureg people, not from the Middle East, that the album just so happened to be in Barnes and Noble's in store play list, and that I won't be turning it off. She told me she won't shop at BN anymore because we're obviously a bunch of biased left wing *******s. Her words. I told her to have a nice day.

So...

I have two straight shifts in the music department next week and I'm going to play non-stop Tinariwen and other similar sounding albums. Anybody have suggestions? I have a lot of things in mind but I'd like to hear from you guys too.

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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

omg that's awesome, if i was you i would of cranked it up as she walked away.

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