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Janszoon 07-23-2017 08:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1858078)
Spent the weekend celebrating a friend's birthday at his stepfather's huge country house.
Went to bed drunk yesterday, but not that drunk.
Had a dream that an evil car manufacturing company locked me in in one of their abandoned facilities and I am walking around in there, trying to escape. I also really had to pee, but couldn't find the toilets. Finally I found a balcony and decided to piss down from it. Standing there in the rain with my dick in my hand I suddenly realized that I wasn't dreaming.
I was out on the balcony in the middle of the night, wearing only boxers, pissing down into the garden.
Now I am haunted by visions of horrifically embarrassing what-if-scenarios.
:laughing:

At least you weren't still in the bed I guess.

grindy 07-23-2017 09:06 AM
^One of those scenarios...

Trollheart 07-23-2017 10:18 AM
Or standing at the rail INSIDE and peeing down onto his expensive shag carpet!

Frownland 07-23-2017 10:28 AM
An anchorwoman on the local news I have on in the background said cuck instead of cup. She's got Charles on the mind.

Trollheart 07-23-2017 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1858101)
An anchorwoman on the local news I have on in the background said cuck instead of cup. She's got Charles on the mind.
As long as he's not on his knees under the desk in front of her...

Lucem Ferre 07-23-2017 02:39 PM
I'mma gonna get some chicken and waffles. **** you guys.

Trollheart 07-23-2017 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1858175)
I'mma gonna get some chicken and waffles. **** you guys.
Oh, ok, fair enough; so you're buying us dinner first?

djchameleon 07-23-2017 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1858078)
Spent the weekend celebrating a friend's birthday at his stepfather's huge country house.
Went to bed drunk yesterday, but not that drunk.
Had a dream that an evil car manufacturing company locked me in in one of their abandoned facilities and I am walking around in there, trying to escape. I also really had to pee, but couldn't find the toilets. Finally I found a balcony and decided to piss down from it. Standing there in the rain with my dick in my hand I suddenly realized that I wasn't dreaming.
I was out on the balcony in the middle of the night, wearing only boxers, pissing down into the garden.
Now I am haunted by visions of horrifically embarrassing what-if-scenarios.
Never pee in a dream. It usually happens irl.

Chula Vista 07-23-2017 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1858198)
Never pee in a dream. It usually happens irl.
Happened a few times to me. Usually after too much tequilla.

Chiomara 07-23-2017 04:09 PM
My grandparents just left and they got me drunk. (They just kept handing me wine and beer) I just accidentally dropped my half-eaten peach into my glass of wine and am eating it anyway; this has vastly improved my peach eating experience. Why doesn't everyone soak their peaches in wine before eating them??


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