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Do you think the advisor recommended mentioning that there’s $100,000, unseasoned (thanks for the new vocabulary), and this is a workaround plan to account for money that banks would otherwise consider suspect with photos on a forum?

You’re getting into this field you say. Would that be your advice?

I'm imagining I'm sitting across from that money, having a beer.

Good luck. Door is secured with 2 one inch steel rods and the safe is secured (from the inside) in 4 places to the floorboard and 4 places to the sidewall. Once you get past the combined 150 pounds of German Shepard you'll need a sledgehammer to demolish the vanity and then a dolly to get it out of the alarmed apartment.

https://i.imgur.com/symtXyZ.jpg

Maybe you are up for it?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....BL._SX342_.jpg

Idk man. There are millions of variables that can be at play here.

That makes me sad.

Be as generous as you want to be, then work out a deal with your daughter and son in law to pay back any gift taxes you're charged with.

Dude are you seriously challenging people to rob you? Dude...

You just disclosed all of your security measures for people to prepare for. Dude....

Dude....

Oh my! A safe! I stand corrected.

My story line involves a flaccid narcissist but I’m just hazarding a wild guess

Lots of people don't trust banks or the FDIC. Lots of people use third party money storage services. All 100% legit.

https://www.usprivatevaults.com/

It's only when you want to use the money related to a loan, or other official bank related purchase where it get's sticky.

And yes Frown, Scott has a tax attorney, I have a tax attorney, and my boss is also helping out based on his finance/tax knowledge. We're making sure that all advice lines up.

Zero illegalities involved. Don't be scared MB. You're all safe.

Good copy. What about the online ****?

"It will never happen to me."

Coleslaw with too much sugar tastes like ass. Even worse if it's watery.