I missed the train because my pants got stuck to the fence I was leaning on.

Semi-dried shart?

I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-dried kind of shart

Chain link fence.

I had to get help and was pretty embarrassed.

I just met Julia Hooter and didn't embarrass myself so it evened out.

A pornstar with a sense of humor?

I do think I'm funny ja.

Jus got back from the supermarket. I get to cook tomorrow just for myself.

This will be my first stab at mussels. They'll be steamed in a broth of white wine, lemon juice, shallot, garlic, cream, butter, and a bunch of chopped parsley.

Toss in some crusty bread for dipping into the broth and an ear of corn on the cob and should be yummy.

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You should try adding a bit of bacon to your butter sauce. Tastes really yummy.