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Here's a life hack that I learned today: if you're getting a mortgage, you can be as big of an asshole as you like because they legally can't stop doing business with you for being a cunt.
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Every once in a six months I'll just sleep death into being two hours late for work for no reason and I'm assuming this is just making up for all the sleep I miss for going to bed at midnight and waking up at 4:30am. One of the better panic wakeup calls.
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I think he means that the idea of getting a mortgage is laughable to him.
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So you just meant to act like a lonely old person?
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