Great to see you're OK, Steph. Fair play to Exo for keeping an eye on you. Hope your friends and neighbours are all ok too. Stay safe.

I'm glad you're okay, Steph. If anything were to happen to you I'd kill myself. I'd blow my ****ing brains out. I love you.




Okay, so I have this friend who likes to go out of his way to say things that are over the top offensive and then he mocks people for getting offended by it saying the cliche "oh you're triggered, do you need a safe space?". I have ironically and accidentally triggered him by scrutinizing Satanism and Anton LaVey. The most hilarious part of that is that I know for a fact that he's a self proclaimed Satanist who's never even read the Satanic bible due to the confused look he gives me when I say "Shemhamforash" in response to him saying "Hail Satan".

*due

*its

*Santa

Brutally honest, that wasn't even a typo I didn't even know that.

*eye

* aye aye

I got not one, but TWO great ****in' jobs this week. I am so excited to work again. My last paycheck was for $35 from those bastards that started ghosting me.

Job 1: Research assistant to a health lab at the local university. The hours are reasonable and flexible, the pay is greater than I expected (and increases with time), and I get to tinker with data again!

Job 2: Receptionist at medical dispensary. It is one of those coveted jobs where you get paid to dick around on the internet or Netflix all day. I just sit here, listen to music, and organize paperwork and they pay me for it.

Finally, I get to be a real grown ass adult again.

Also I forgot my password to here and was trying to login on the work computer for over two hours and it was enormous pain in the hole.

Welcome back. You missed out on a lot. Trollheart grew a second penis.