Originally Posted by EPOCH6

I just found out this morning that UDO is playing a full set of Accept songs, the last tour he will ever play Accept songs on, in Vancouver tonight for $35 at one of my favorite venues. I told my mother earlier this week that I'd take her out for dinner tonight, and I won't leave my Ma hangin', even for UDO. So now I am tasked with finding somebody that I can convince to go so that I can experience it vicariously through them in the form of a story. Fortunately, one of the Russian engineers that I work with is a HUGE Accept fan, I told him about the show this morning and he's flippin', looks like he's going to do it for sure.

Originally Posted by elphenor

Like it's monotonous not heavy after 100 10lb boxes you're like damn this sucks ass

Just reporting what my friend said

I applied for a UPS job before I got this job at Dollar General

I stock shelfs for 8 hours zzz

Originally Posted by Kiiii

I used to move thousands of pounds of merchandise daily so the weight requirements for this job is a humongous step down. Plus, I don't have to work in a disgusting disease infested trailer like I was for 3.5 years at my last job.

Trust me, for me, this is a glorious opportunity.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

The dark underbelly of the thrift store world?

Originally Posted by Kiiii

I used to move thousands of pounds of merchandise daily so the weight requirements for this job is a humongous step down. Plus, I don't have to work in a disgusting disease infested trailer like I was for 3.5 years at my last job.

Trust me, for me, this is a glorious opportunity.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump

Originally Posted by The Batlord

The dark underbelly of the thrift store world?

Originally Posted by elphenor

What's happened to your career as a writer I thought you'd be swimming in cash by now

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Put in your time. Become a driver. Set for life. UPS is an excellent company to work for with great benefits if you stick it out.

My asshole of a town had a UPS close by, and many kids I went to school with worked there. A bunch still do, and are well off.

Originally Posted by elphenor

Wouldn't the writing be the extra cash now

Originally Posted by elphenor

Wouldn't the writing be the extra cash now

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff

It's all extra cash because his full time job is heroin smuggling.

Originally Posted by elphenor

What I don't like about my job is sometimes I have to run the cash register but I'm not given the authority to do jack ****

If a customer complains about a sale not going through
Call the manager
If I ring something then customer changes mind
Call a manager
Need to open the drawer for any reason
Call a manager
Need to do a return
Call a Manager

So basically why the **** have me run the register

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.