Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1920491)

Other than nailing a monster drive down the middle or sinking a 25+ foot putt, the best things about golf are carts, beers while waiting to tee off, grabbing a hot dog at the turn, the 19th hole (of course), and these ladies.

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On most courses they sell beer, nips, snacks, soda, and cigars. They drive around all day so a cold beer is always less than 15 minutes away no matter where you are on the course.

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1920498)

I'm also an avid golfer. High School Varsity IN FACT. You nailed golf. I love when there's a back up at a tee box because it gives us beer and cigarette time and we can just chill in the cart with our feet up and enjoy the fresh air and the foul air of the cigarette in my lungs. Also a perfect time to sh*t talk the last hole.

And beer girl is always called beer girl no matter where you're playing.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1920504)

You are the scum of society. Stop doing what you're doing.

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1920506)

Nothing wrong with golf man.

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1920501)

When/if I wake up, I'll be 60 :yikes:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1920510)

Except for the fact that it's boring, negatively impactful on the environment, and attracts the lowest forms of mankind i.e. you.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1920515)

If you're a golfer, you're an ******* golfer.