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OccultHawk 01-26-2018 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1920577)
https://i.imgur.com/LTBNvEg.gif
(Like, six years older than me...)
:shycouch:
Happy Birthday, man! :beer:

And contribute to obesity and alcoholism. And eye injuries.

Yeah but they're old and feeble. You can push them over and they can't get back up.

No, sorry. Once you step onto a golf course their ******* field is activated and you become "one of them"....

You bitch! What have you got against poor magnets?? :yikes:

Born on the Fourth of July? All Quiet on the Western Front?
I feel like it’s always romanticized on film. The printed word has the power.

Anti-drug movies are worse though. Especially heroin stories. Reading it you can kind of get it.

Frownland 01-26-2018 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1920584)
*blushes* I think it moved.....

Golf is so awesome on many levels. (Caddyshack is NOT a point of reference BTW)

1. As Exo said, fresh air and exercise. And if you think golf isn't strenuous you've never played a full round. I've suffered a number of injuries from golf. Ever torn an intercostal muscle? Painful as all ****.

2. Golf is a party if you play with friends. Lots of drinking, sometimes some bud, and lots of hilarity. The 19th hole is like a keg party. Everyone is exhausted but nicely buzzed. Stories start getting swapped about the day on the course.

3. Golf is universal. Linda and I use to hook up with an Asian couple to play a round. We could maybe understand a dozen words between us, but we always had a blast playing together. "NICE SHOT" translates across all languages.

4. Golf is all about camaraderie. You hook up with a complete stranger(s) on the first tee, and 4.5 hours later after 300+ combined shots you are laughing and having fun like the best of buds (99% of the time). Everyone appreciates a good shot. Everyone has had a blow up hole and knows when to look away from a meltdown.
**** all of that dumb yuppie **** and anyone who likes it. It takes more than a brochure to sell me garbage.

Trollheart 01-26-2018 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1920589)
**** all of that dumb yuppie **** and anyone who likes it. It takes more than a brochure to sell me garbage.
#Frownchulephenor

The transformation is complete! :D

OccultHawk 01-26-2018 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1920584)
*blushes* I think it moved.....

Golf is so awesome on many levels. (Caddyshack is NOT a point of reference BTW)

1. As Exo said, fresh air and exercise. And if you think golf isn't strenuous you've never played a full round. I've suffered a number of injuries from golf. Ever torn an intercostal muscle? Painful as all ****.

2. Golf is a party if you play with friends. Lots of drinking, sometimes some bud, and lots of hilarity. The 19th hole is like a keg party. Everyone is exhausted but nicely buzzed. Stories start getting swapped about the day on the course.

3. Golf is universal. Linda and I use to hook up with an Asian couple to play a round. We could maybe understand a dozen words between us, but we always had a blast playing together. "NICE SHOT" translates across all languages.

4. Golf is all about camaraderie. You hook up with a complete stranger(s) on the first tee, and 4.5 hours later after 300+ combined shots you are laughing and having fun like the best of buds (99% of the time). Everyone appreciates a good shot. Everyone has had a blow up hole and knows when to look away from a meltdown.
Do you really think I could bond with someone on a golf course? We hate each other instinctively, golfers and I.

Exo 01-26-2018 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1920589)
**** all of that dumb yuppie **** and anyone who likes it. It takes more than a brochure to sell me garbage.
I'm not trying to sell you anything but rather trying to remove your head from your assh*le.

Frownland 01-26-2018 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1920596)
I'm not trying to sell you anything but rather trying to remove your head from your assh*le.
I don't see why you need to, I'm not the one playing golf.

OccultHawk 01-26-2018 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1920596)
I'm not trying to sell you anything but rather trying to remove your head from your assh*le.
He’ll starve!

Chula Vista 01-26-2018 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1920570)
Ugh god yes. 95% of MMA fans have that accent where they don't close their mouths all of the way.
You talk out of your ass so much here that your anus should undergo surgery to implant lips.

Minor league backyard MMA is junkt. Pro level MMA is the polar opposite. I've been watching the sport since UFC I back in 1993.

These guys and gals train and study like crazy. You need to be at the top of the game both on offense and defense in so many disciplines it's ridiculous. Boxing, greco Roman, Mui Tai, BJJ, grappling, dirty boxing, ground and pound, etc.

These folks go out and try to win at all costs but have incredible mutual respect for each other. One of the craziest fights I've ever seen was the Korean Zombie vs. Leonard Garcia. They beat the **** out of each other the entire fight.

This is them afterwards.

http://i39.tinypic.com/fp9x7p.jpg

Chiomara 01-26-2018 02:55 PM
OK hmm I might still consider MMA then


I get irrationally angry at times just thinking about how alllll of that landed is hoarded for golfing only. If one were allowed to wander around the courses I might not care as much but the last time I did that, I was asked to leave and simply had no choice but to just cut a hole in the fence and crawl through it that night instead. (Or maybe I'm wrong and they just don't allow Chiomaras?)

Frownland 01-26-2018 02:56 PM
@Chula For MMA I'm talking fans mate. If you had met any, you'd know.


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