You live in Virginia, right? Snag some tobacco leaves and stick em in the oven for a little bit and smoke em.

**** frownland, rob a corner store.

Sell your body for cigarettes.

I'm about to raid my change cup in a vain hope that I have five bucks in there. If I get anywhere close I think I'm going to make up the difference with a hundred or so pennies and hit up a gas station that I don't normally go to.

Oh wait, there's a Coinstar on the way...

People have jobs yet their broke. Have you guys never learned how to save? I haven't had a full time job in several months and have a pretty good savings account.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addiction

Do you have either?

$1.25 in quarters

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$2 in dimes

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$.35 in nickels

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$1.45 in pennies

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$5.05

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$4.56 for a pack of Camel Reds

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My account is frozen, stupid.

Also, *they're

You're counting tax right?

Of course.