Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1922494)

Frowny, go drink your own piss. Everyone here knows you have the superior piss. And anyone who argues otherwise is simply "wrong".

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1922513)

:rofl:

'I have superior piss', potential album name?

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1922497)

lol

ok you’re impressively informed thank god you vote

So Frown doesn’t have a point? It seems like ****ty things take hold all the time.

Hey, I got an idea! Why don’t you submit your research to UCSD and maybe they’ll upgrade your GED or whatever the **** you have into a Ph.D. Then you can really get your feet wet. Learn those state standards and design your curriculum then spoon feed it bit by bit to third graders. Meet with their mothers tell them it doesn’t matter what they did all year they blew one ****ing test and now they’re being retained. Then next year when test season rolls around and the kid pisses himself in class and starts crying you can deal with it because guidance is closed because all the counselors are being used to figure out how all the students are going to be tested during the allotted time window. Meanwhile, you’re caring for the psychological well-being of some kid who pissed himself so you’re not “hitting the standard”. And bam three of your students are being retained next year. But hey it’s cool. There’s a data sheet put together by people getting rich off selling the tests, billions a year, you’re just a singular data point. Oh **** your student’s mother overdosed on heroin two weeks before the test. Guidance is closed. She’s not even trying during the second hour of the math test. She’s sitting there crying. ****. It’s distracting the entire class. Her best friend is asking what’s wrong. Get the hall monitor proctor. **** her personal life this is a state mandated test. Or you could take her in the hallway yourself since you’re the one the kid knows and has trusted all year. What you left the students unattended for three minutes during the test. The whole class’ tests could be invalidated. You’re called before arbitration. You were out of compliance. Bill Gates and the Clintons and the entire Democratic Party agree. You’re a great guy but we got to care for the kids and get your incompetent ass out of the classroom. Look at your VAM scores! They’re pitiful.

I’m not telling you my story. ****, my lower quartile numbers got me tenured. It’s not sour grapes. I lived it. You can say but but but but 4 out of 5 all the **** you want. 4 out 5 people would be dead certain Bruno Mars is more talented than Mark E Smith except they never heard The Fall but it doesn’t matter because they can’t think critically about music, neo-liberalism, whatever ****ing war, these stupid ****ing tests and what the **** else. I’m one data point that thinks The Fall are ****ing unassailable. But 999 out of 1000 disagree. Maybe my speakers are ****ed up. How could this be?

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1922527)

Tsk tsk you just don't understand stats dude. Everything's gonna come up roses, you can trust me on that.

Also I meant to post that picture in the spam thread.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1922427)

The Dems are more responsible for destroying the profession.

Ted Cruz had the most teacher friendly platform.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1922428)

Federal elections shouldn’t even matter.

Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1922540)

I would think Cruz would want to do away with public education altogether




On this, I totally agree. Take the politics out of education.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1922545)

I never heard him say anything that radical. As for myself, I definitely think public education should be abolished.

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1922547)

standardized tests are wank and all but taking the FCAT was actually my favorite part of the year because you didn't have to do any actual work just take tests that I thought were super ez

and I'd get this 1% highest scores or whatever and after a year of being a disruptive lazy piece of **** my teachers would pat me on the back