who wants to date me

but wait

-U gotta live in Houston
-U cant be fat
-Or ugly

and u gotta have all your teeth

that's my day ok Bye

I'll relocate to Houston then.

Any music fan should understand this.

Wore pigtails and dressed in lingerie for when my bf got home and it legitimately took him ten minutes to notice because first he was irritated that I hadn't taken the recycling out

Wouldn't it have been easier to take out the recycling than try to distract him with whoring?

The thing is the recycling wasn't even full.

Try dressing like a sexy recycling bin next time. He'll never see it coming.

You know if you just throw everything in the trash you only have to take one thing out. Join the South. We have sweat tea.

:wave:

It's hot in the South.