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OccultHawk · 02-11-2018, 05:06 AM

I wet the bed. Have no idea why. No booze. One ambien that’s normal for me. Didn’t drink like an unusual amount of water or fluids. Weird. I did this as a kid.

WWWP · 02-11-2018, 05:25 AM

Yikes. Bed wetting is commonly associated with Macdonald's triad, but I suspect you know that.....

Chiomara · 02-11-2018, 05:58 AM

Everyone please meet Scully, one of my new and very troublesome kitty roommates (she decided to wake me up at 5 am by whining at my door)

This is the cat my new roommates described as "aloof" and "a bitch".
She falls/rolls off of things constantly. And now she's yelling her head off at my door again because I had the audacity to remove her from my air mattress.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-11-2018, 06:06 AM

Beautiful.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-11-2018, 06:10 AM

can you get a dog and name him a Mulder plz

**Janszoon** · 02-11-2018, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

can you get a dog and name him a Mulder plz

Better idea: get a fox and name him Mulder.

Chiomara · 02-11-2018, 08:01 AM

I'll just get both.

Trollheart · 02-11-2018, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’m trying to hit De pussy but my cokehead neighbors are listening to hip hop

I'm sure that's what you meant to say.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Either you have whack headphones or you should call in a noise complaint.

or an airstrike

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Everyone please meet Scully, one of my new and very troublesome kitty roommates (she decided to wake me up at 5 am by whining at my door)

This is the cat my new roommates described as "aloof" and "a bitch".
She falls/rolls off of things constantly. And now she's yelling her head off at my door again because I had the audacity to remove her from my air mattress.

Super gorgeous!

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Better idea: get a fox and name him Mulder.

Then you need a Cigarette Smoking Dog and three Lone Meerkats.

The Batlord · 02-11-2018, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I wet the bed. Have no idea why. No booze. One ambien that’s normal for me. Didn’t drink like an unusual amount of water or fluids. Weird. I did this as a kid.

Did your mommy wash your sheets for you?

OccultHawk · 02-11-2018, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Yikes. Bed wetting is commonly associated with Macdonald's triad, but I suspect you know that.....

I’m pretty meticulous about putting out campfires and I treat animals as kindly as possible.

It might just be the rain.

02-11-2018, 05:06 AM	#48501 (permalink)
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02-11-2018, 05:58 AM	#48503 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Everyone please meet Scully, one of my new and very troublesome kitty roommates (she decided to wake me up at 5 am by whining at my door) This is the cat my new roommates described as "aloof" and "a bitch". She falls/rolls off of things constantly. And now she's yelling her head off at my door again because I had the audacity to remove her from my air mattress. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

02-11-2018, 08:01 AM	#48507 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I'll just get both. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

02-11-2018, 06:06 AM	#48504 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Beautiful.