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Oriphiel · 02-22-2018, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

With people wanting to touch my hair, all the time, but I have weird hair.

Barbers don't count

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-22-2018, 09:27 AM

a bird flew into a window and full speed today at work. little ****er was spinning around on the ground because he could only move one wing. picked him and put him in a box outside hoping he comes around. i’m sad just thinking about it

OccultHawk · 02-22-2018, 09:37 AM

**** I hate heat

I hate humidity

It’s February and already it’s ****ing hot

The AC has a short

I hate dealing with my landlord

I can’t ****ing stand it

I feel all the weird humidity creatures growing already

It’s like the heat turns my body into an ecosystem of **** trying to kill me

****ing human jungle

Hate

**Frownland** · 02-22-2018, 09:40 AM

Desert heat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The Batlord · 02-22-2018, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

a bird flew into a window and full speed today at work. little ****er was spinning around on the ground because he could only move one wing. picked him and put him in a box outside hoping he comes around. i’m sad just thinking about it

Its wing is broken. If you're not going to take it to like the Humane Society or a bird sanctuary or whoever takes injured birds then you might as well just crush the box and put it out of its misery. Broken wings don't heal as far as I know.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-22-2018, 10:51 AM

well i just went to the box and he’s gone so i saved him and **** you for thinking otherwise

i am the birdman

**Frownland** · 02-22-2018, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

well i just went to the box and he’s gone so i saved him and **** you for thinking otherwise

i am the birdman

It was probably eaten by a stray dog.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-22-2018, 10:52 AM

i mean obviously that means his wing wasnt broken but maybe he’s just retarded or some ****

either way im a hero

The Batlord · 02-22-2018, 11:11 AM

TFW you check on your tax return and the IRS site tells you your refund will be sent on February 22. Wait a minute, that's today. But my account's still dry and I can't buy a pack of cigarettes till I get paid tomorrow and I only have five left AND GIVE ME MY ****ING MONEY!

OccultHawk · 02-22-2018, 12:46 PM

I just took a three hour cold bath

I should start doing that twice a day

I listened to so much good music

Life is can hook you up if you have a tub and running water.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Desert heat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-22-2018, 12:46 PM	#48610 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I just took a three hour cold bath I should start doing that twice a day I listened to so much good music Life is can hook you up if you have a tub and running water. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html