A ginger with frail bones. Are you trying to be a stereotype?

You should have left a counter review, saying that you are Kaylee's neighbor and friend. Then say that she is a drug addicted whore who lies and steals and can't be trusted.

I do. It's a good way to stay in touch with friends and family that live far away.

Who, me?

I felt depressed like the old days this morning. Then at work I cramped and felt sharp pain all over my body. Have you ever seen that “depression hurts” ad on TV? I didn’t even get high or listen to music. But I feel better now. I don’t know what happened. My brain just collapsed or something.

Nawww [/SARCASM]

Got it, blondie.

I've been wiping too much recently and my butthole is quite raw atm.

Deposits are a lost cause. You might as well leave the place trashed.

My dad had another heart attack [like his 8th one], and had to have another surgery. A triple balloon angioplasty and some stints. It happened earlier this week and he waited until now to tell me. Said he didn't want to worry me. Fuck.

How fat is he?

Not fat at all.