You know, when I saw that Cru Hoor was the latest poster on this thread, I sorta hoped that he would tell us that he had just looted and pillaged a monastery.

i raped some nuns

does that count?

Nuns can actually count, believe it or not.

Idk man. But now I lay here listening to my heartbreak playlist trying to figure out what I did wrong.

I did, just didn't wanna boast about it. Killed a few abbots too.

My boyfriend and I were supposed to sign the lease so we could move into our apartment in four days. But he calls me up and is like, "the guy says he has another apartment on the other side, it's got white carpet (instead of the icky brown the other one had), and we can move in today"

so I'm moving out today!

White carpet, eh? Hope you guys are super careful, and have no pets.
Mine is icky-brown and at first I hated it, then after a few cat vomits, some unidentified liquids, and general wear & tear, the carpet still looks new, and I won't be losing any deposit money over it. :)

Congrats, btw.

Awesome!

Decided my laptop needs some TLC so I'm going to be dual-booting fresh installations of Windows 7 and Linux Mint 13 XFCE edition.

I fukkin killed like.....loads a dudes.....with a gun, and they all like, totally died. And then I set fire to the guard prison, and shot it with my gun, and the wall died on top of all the people. I then blew up their field of harvest as a symbol of their defeat and negligable future prospects of a successful harvest now that they are dead. I then flung their lamb livestock at rocks.

In other words, he ate tons of shrooms.

I'm exhausted in a good way :). Went to the beach with my aunt and cousins. Great day. I not only love the beach, but also travelling through the small towns in the countryside. I always feel like music sounds better when I'm travelling.

My sister and her husband are in town, and they brought with them my new "niece," AKA my sister's Shih Tzu/Dachshund mix, Minion.

We watched a lot of Olympics, although the NBC coverage pisses me off in that they only show events that America has a chance of getting medals in. I was pumped to actually get to watch fencing, but they didn't show any judo whatsoever, no boxing, and I didn't get to catch Roger Federer's match.

There was some crap on I didn't feel like watching earlier, I think it was indoor volleyball, so we watched dressage again. I decided to claim that I was the biggest fan of the Brit Mary King, although I know nothing about the equestrian events and have no clue if she even has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

We got to go out to eat today at my favorite summer food source, a little restaurant called Crisp's that has the best milkshakes, bar none. I'm something of a health nut of late, but I couldn't resist getting a peanut butter milkshake.

I also accidentally knocked over my little sister's friend, and that was embarrassing. They're like, 14, and her friend just got knee surgery for some cheerleading-related injury, and I was trying to hand her a milkshake and our legs got tangled up. I refused to go down, (probably for the best because I now fall like a wrestling bump out of instinct, and landing flat on my back on concrete would suck) but she went down hard. I felt like a douche.

Oh, and I've got more wrestling training coming up on Tuesday, and apparently my name is already being spread around the area indies in a positive light. That's pretty nuts. Actually being good at this seemed like an unrealistic goal, for some reason.

Uh I slept too much today probably because my diabetes is not great ATM
and still have the flu.

Pretty much have nothing to do except watch DVDs over and over again since I'm broke till Wednesday. A month before I go back to work the. I'll probably spend my first 2 payments music and tats.

just woke up at 4.30 p.m.

now listening to Killing Joke's "Pandemonium"

dreamt about raping nuns

:rofl: Is your libido ever off-duty ?

Apparently not!

Went to the beach for about six hours today and boogie boarded basically the whole time and got pizza delivered to the sand right after! I had no idea that they had that but my friend told me about it and it worked out pretty nicely. Afterwards I went to this record store by the beach with a fantastic selection with great prices and got 11 albums for 45 dollars. Just came home and realised that I'm sunburnt as hell. Damn my pasty Western-European complexion.

the cistern of my lust has no bottom

Tell me about it. A few weeks ago I got some bad sunburn in spots that didn't get sufficiently covered in sunblock. My back was the worst and it just made everything from wearing clothes to sleeping uncomfortable. My boyfriend Dan, on the other hand, has a really nice Mediterranean complexion, so he tans really nicely instead of getting burned.

the wall: Oh ****....I'm dying, dude.

feel like crap cos insanely difficult getting the links to some of the albums I wanted

Ugh... played a fest on Sat, and went to an after show, then got roped into installing an outdoor hot tub yesterday, and came in to work early this morning. I'm freakin tired. I need a weekend from my weekend.

Fortunately, we have a blue rug atop it, so if I sill, I'll probably spill on that. And thank you!

ikr?

"Jayzus! The arse on that one is titanic" I just saw a woman with the nicest ass, EVER, at work today(and the rest of her was daycent as well!). I mean **** me! I don't even care if people saw my eyes following it like a hawk.

Just seen Cheryl, who I’m still pretty much in love with it has to be said, for the first time in a few mths and the first time since one of the other prostitutes, Jeanie, punched me repeatedly in the face for saying she wasn’t as tough as Cheryl and probably just because she wanted me to shut up going on about Cheryl and things to do with the prositutes in general. I was saying too much not particularly anything too bad. A/w I was worried what Jeanie might have told her and Cheryl scares me anyway so I was even more scared that she’d be angry I was telling Jeanine about the time I’d found her slumped in a heroin induced coma and a few other things. I don’t usually stop and talk to her when she’s with all her chav mates like she was today but there wasn’t many and she wasn’t in the middle of a crowd like she usually is so I stopped. She’s not lost the baby, as I've been thinkinig she might, and told me it was due on Nov 28th. I said good luck with it which made me think she might say ‘why would I need good luck?’ to which the only honest ans. Would be ‘because you’re a smack head prosititue’ a/w she said ‘thanks darling’ then I said I’ll see you later and she said ‘take care.’ And then gave me the slowest wink I’ve ever seen in my life which I’m presuming meant she was out of it on smack. She also had a tinnie in her hand and was smoking!

spent the whole day in Court again

was making advances on my pregnant opponent

(yeah, ok, i do have that fetish)

Not enough of that on xnxx, eh?

not specifically uncensored objectification of pregnant Asians merely stripping

other preggo porn doesn't interest me at all

the ones that do interest me have pixellated genitals

My eye.

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/...rque-/eye2.jpg

My nose is red and my arms are red too and I know I wont even get a tan but it stings. I played video games all day and listened to cool bands because I cant go outside. :( I hope it heals up by Friday night.

I applied to McDonalds and spoke to the hiring manager in a span of two days.

Worked all day, got some awesome music at my local used book store, played a Sega CD game, jammed to a funky latin jazz song my brother has been working on. Good day.

Pretty eye.

No homo

Yes, because if you hadn't stated this, we would have thought you were sexually attracted to eye balls.

faked sick leave to play Skyrim

Bought a new laptop. Not sure if I'm happy enough with it yet. It's an 11" screen which I thought would be o.k 'cause Netbooks are too small but the default 100% zoom on this makes the writing a bit smaller than I like. I think it's even making my eyes hurt. It's also not running as quick as I hoped and the W7 toolbar seems to have had a problem becuase it's lost all it's colour which isn't very good to say I've just bought it.

Jobs a job. The managers can make up to 60,000 a year at Mickey D's. If you are still in Cali try In and Out burger. They were rated top fast food restaurant to work for. Best benefits, highest paying. And I hear the burgers are pretty good.

I moved back to Seattle about a month ago. Minimum wage here is roughly 9.50/hr. If I get a job at McDonalds, I could be making close to 10.50/hr.