No. That’s me saying I’m jelly.

Pretty sure the God dropping acid comment was tongue in cheek but if draws Chula in for battle keep trolling.

He is. He's talking about Jimmy Page of course.
No, just text.
Yes I know. :rolleyes:
Who would you imagine God would get his acid from though?

Albert Hoffman

Got my first DWI recently. Any hints or tips on what I should be expecting?

$10,000 in legal fees and fines.

License suspended except to drive to work.

Probation officer potentially up your ass night and day for a year.

No alcohol as terms of your probation.

Piss tests.

Advice: get the jump start on diversion, start going to AA and get a note signed to show your attorney and obviously the judge

is anything besides booze going to show up in their tests?

You can really only get out of it if you can prove that your officer pulled you over without probably cause. Get ready for the fees and penalties in any case.

So far all the info I have is that I need to get a breathalyzer in my car. I don't have a court date yet. No word on whether my license is gonna get suspended. I live in Texas. As long as I get a breathalyzer I at least have the freedom to drive around, no?

Who gave you that info?

Get an attorney tomorrow and follow his advice to the letter.

Asking us if you’re allowed to drive shows you’re not thinking straight. No offense but how the **** would we know?

True. Okay, I'll probably call an attorney. Fuck me man.

In Florida I’ve heard of cases being beaten in court by people who refused to take a breathalyzer. I’ve also heard that it’s been pled down to reckless driving and (believe it or not) people have been sentenced to a year in jail first offense.