You should work on your lines though, like "You have so much fake hair, that if you commit a crime, the CSI lab would probably convict some mannequin." ... cause you know hair weaves are made from synthetic fibers. A little bit of funny can go a long way, and it would keep her from getting perturbed by your quip. Plus I don't know if insulting her about her hair is a good way of getting your foot in the door, but hey you're a self proclaim expert at this stuff. What do I know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I had a similar experience when walking into the Blue Iguana and the gorgeous Mexican lady working up front said that my hair makes me look cute.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the drink Bloody Mary was named after this wan
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ria_Tudor1.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_I_of_England

Shoulda called her Bloody Ugly! :pssst:

I didn't insult her. She'd already told me her hair was 100% hers. Girls with real long hair kinda look down on girls who resort to extensions - that's why the joke was such a home run.

Probably 10 years younger than my daughter BTW.

Thanks Trolls. I knew there had to be a reference somewhere.

she lied

Spanish is a sexy language.

How did neo get actual footage of OH

:laughing:

Quality post.